rockuboff:

I’m curious. If you could choose one instrument to best represent your physical attributes, the way you sound or your ‘personality’ what would you pick?

I think I would be a Fender Jaguar.  Kind of fat and oddly shaped, awkward to hold, lots of switches and buttons and knobs and things to play with, a little twangy and high pitched, reminiscent of the the 1960’s and cool as shit.