Dear Super Bowl Advertisers,

You did a crappy job this year of making commercials that made me laugh. They were not funny and at times, downright weird. Carlos Mencia? Cavemen? Things dancing that shouldn’t be dancing? We’ve seen all of that before. Give me something new and exciting.

Highlights, you ask? E-trade with the baby stock trader. Cute. The Coke ad with the balloons chasing the bottle of Coke balloon. Stewie vs. Underdog and out of nowhere comes Charlie Brown. Also, Amp energy…